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I'VE SURE GOTTEN OLD
I've had two bypass surgeries,
a hip replacement, new knees,
fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications
that make me dizzy, winded,
and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God;
I still have my driver's license.
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(COURTESY SILOAM SPRINGS SENIOR CENTER:  JOKE OF THE MONTH, SEPT. 2013)
 
 
 
 
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